This is how I stayed alive my senior year
I’m glad I’m not the only one who thinks of time like this.
All in their 40s baby. Black don’t crack.
Nia’s face though………
I’ma need y’all to back up off on Nia Long. That’s me.
No, but Nia done got finer with age… like i would be speechless if i was in her presence.
Yes black BBQ interlude music by the swimming pool in my white thong bikini and Afro puffs with my man
Reminds me of my friend Mike.smh he’s a fool… 😊
are you playing animal crossing
are you playing assassins creed
are you playing with an air conditioner
b e s p e c i f i c
When a hot guy posts a selfie on instagram
I think my selfie problem is getting out of hand..
This deserves at least a thousand notes !!
the last one
I still want to bulk buy these and adonize batch pink.
Apart from being super cool - which it definitely is - the serrated side cuts through braided rope, and though I haven’t seen it in person I’d be willing to bet money the smallest (“flat phillips”) screwdriver picks handcuffs.
Ladies, this is an escape tool.
Bless that one person in every group that is like “keep going, I’m listening” and encourages you to finish your story even when everyone else is talking over you.
1 minute of silence for everyone that can’t attend San Diego Comic Con 2013.
another minute of silence for everyone that can’t attend San Diego Comic Con 2014
yet another minute of silence for everyone that can’t attend San Diego Comic Con 2015
me as a prom dj
"time to slow things down a little blt"
*plays crank dat souja boy (acoustic version)*
If you think your mom overreacts just remember once my mom cancelled our trip to New York because I refused to eat the meatloaf she made
my mom accused me of selling my birth certificate and social security to the black market when she couldn’t find them